Eli is...Hungry for responsibility, Horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this job! Skills include: E I G H T - F O O T V E R T I C A L L E A P; Young, dumb and full of......................you know ;) OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS Thanks for your time. I love you.

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07/21/23

I figured out how to do subpages we are SO here for it. I might do a subpage just for socials links and replace the sidebar links to like random comic stuff or a gallery or w/e later. I'm also gonna add a place for comments on the main page too, maybe I'll include it on whatever else I add on here. There's no rules!!

07/21/23

It is 1AM and I'm editing this web site...at least I'm way more successful at it this time than on my first attempt lmfao. I'll figure out what other stuff to add on here like comics and oc lore n other stuff I don't feel like posting onto Tumblr or Ko-Fi or w/e. Anyway I'm moving next week life is hell I'm working on making a donation stream happen sometime this week so if you are reading this feel free to drop me a tip on Ko-Fi if you're able to. Also if you see things that link to nowhere or that still has lorem ipsum bullshit on no you didn't this website's still being worked on ok.

04/20/69

Leaving this post box like this so I can just copy and paste the formatting whenever I wanna make a new post bc im lazy

69/69/69

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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